I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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