if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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