this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
