Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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