absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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