Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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