Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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