watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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