Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?