Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm really busy with my period
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
