Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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