Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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