no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Less talking, more tequila
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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