What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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