just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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