I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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