right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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