But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
