I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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