I must be too annoying 4 u.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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