last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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