Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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