He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
