can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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