Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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