it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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