I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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