You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So many bounce houses so little time
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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