i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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