I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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