ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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