don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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