hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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