I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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