I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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