ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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