um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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