Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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