I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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