if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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