The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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