Are we in a gay sports bar?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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