About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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