I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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