did you get engaged???
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
