Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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