I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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