remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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