If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Im part way to drunk.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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