she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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