You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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