remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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