We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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