Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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