No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Your cock deserves a montage
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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