is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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